Kids: Gold digger

Gold digger

By itswhateverr - 03/05/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML

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By AddictiveAddicted - 29/06/2015 02:02 - United States - Denver

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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My precious

By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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By Anon. - 28/03/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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philadelphianus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl

esagalyn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.

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fml_seriouslyfml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:10

my sister did that to our grandmother when we were kids... only about a very nice doll... all of the granddaughters wanted it, but my sister was the only one with the audacity to ask for it... and my grandma was so taken aback, she said yes...

pencilmustache 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:17

l agree with 56, grandmothers do not go on fml.

brio_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:17

kids say the darndest things! she's 6. cut her some slack. i'm surprised she knows what death is.

jessiexx12 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:17

wow so i guess grandmas go on **** my life . com wow... hasnt this world changed in the generations?

soscrewed12 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:33

I didn't know there was an age limit to use the internet, #32.

tiltwrestler 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:44

She didn't mean she wanted you to die, or even that she expected you to die soon. In her mind, it was a completely innocent thing to say, as in "when you're dead it'll be sad BUT you won't have any use for it anymore, and i'd really like it". She didn't mean it as "you stupid old hag, kick the can already, I want your jewelry mahh". So chill out

Tryforceful 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:47

Is this the same 6 year old who told his/her mom it's okay for her to die a couple of FMLs back?

Islander_fml 5

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:25

THIS IS SO FUNNY!! Why? Because my little sister said something like this to my grandmother. She says, "When you die, can I have your cat?" And my grandmother's like, "Well, that might not be for a while." And my sister replies, "Oh, it'll probably be sometime when I'm in college." Funny as hell! Thankfully, my grandmother found it amusing, too. :D

a1c1od21do 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:39

i have a hard time believing a grandmother would post this on this site after that happened. i doubt any grandmothers go on this site at all actaully. FAKE!!