By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Tell Jr. "Sure" since way before then, he'll have need of it all for himself anyway to replace what will be already missing of his own ... unless he drinks all his milk at every meal and follows all of your other Motherly advice/ instructions in making himself the best that he can be.... [/s]

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Show him Silence of the Lambs, and tell him he can have your skin, just like Buffalo Bill. That’s the last creepy request he’ll make!

Tell Jr. "Sure" since way before then, he'll have need of it all for himself anyway to replace what will be already missing of his own ... unless he drinks all his milk at every meal and follows all of your other Motherly advice/ instructions in making himself the best that he can be.... [/s]

ticklebeard30 7

i dated a girl who wanted my eyes when I die

My 6 year old asks me this about all kinds of stuff, all the time.

"That's so CUTE, you thinking that between the two of us, I'll die first..."