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Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13458) - you deserved it (8025)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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