Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10528) - you totally deserved it (6783)
On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)
(+2)Well he can't give you anal, seeing as how you already a giant stick up your ass! Stop complaining and bend over, woman!
#41 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:41pm by bishoprsv2
(0)@1 at least you tried it. OP seems unwilling. Remember kids, don't knock it till you've tried it! Of course, don't do anything sexual until you're legally old enough....
#111 - On 03/08/2010 at 9:00pm by Trevv
(0)you don't know what you're missing out on!
go slow, use lube, make sure he's gentle till you're comfortable.
if you aren't, don't do it again.
simple
(0)tell him for your present he has to lick your ass hole.
also awesome, and great way to loosen it up for dick :)
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haha dont do it or u'll shit improperly for the rest of ur life=p
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LOL 1st time 5th comment wheee ;)
#5 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:48am by life_goes_onnn
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LOL WHEEE 1st time 5th comment ;)
#6 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am by life_goes_onnn
(+2)Just do it. As long as you lube up first you'll be fine.
#8 - On 11/26/2009 at 7:07am by ToddShishler
(-1)Lovely boyfriend you have there, nothing like pressuring you to do something that he obviously thinks you wont be into. .
#9 - On 11/26/2009 at 7:23am by Reality_bites
(0)Why would he think she wouldn't be into it?
Also, it's Christmas, they're dating, if she can't afford a present it was just going to end in a blowjob anyway.
(-1)nooo dont do anal. His liquid will seep out of ur ass for a good 2hrs or 2days.
#11 - On 11/26/2009 at 7:39am by EbonyGoddess
(+3)my bf (of 4 yrs) and I tried it the other day. if u lube well and he enters slowly/gently, it's actually really good! I O'ed twice. I'm just saying, you may actually like it if you're really comfortable w/ him..
#12 - On 11/26/2009 at 7:54am by mastapeace16
(0)I agree with peridx go buy a strap on and give him what he wants just go slow or he may not like it that much.
(0)actually, anal is really enjoyable for guys (the male gspot is up the ass), many just have the irrational fear that they're gay if they let their gf do that.
Pegging for the win.
#124 - On 08/26/2010 at 8:10am by Chocolate_Chunk
(-1)I say. Don't give it to him. Anal sucks.
it hurts horribly.
Even with lube.
#98 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:24am by Sunshinee_14
(0)Do it, it's a lot of fun. Don't listen to these uneducated morons telling you not to, they obviously are all virgins. My girlfriend cums the hardest when we're having anal. You'll probably enjoy it once you get off your high horse and quit being stuck up about it. Just go slow and use a lot of lube. WET Original works great and doesn't leave a mess.
(0)Just because someone doesn't want to have a penis in their ass doesn't make them an uneducated moron. Personally, I don't want anyone's penis near the part of my body that I use to take a dump.
#31 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:17am by afrbrunette
(0)Amen. It sounds messy /: But luckily my boyfriend is equally disgusted by it :]
#38 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:19pm by picturescrazy
(0)brunette, so you don't want to fuck, ever? because the vag is pretty near the ass..
also, it doesn't make you uneducated, just.. prude
#125 - On 08/26/2010 at 8:13am by Chocolate_Chunk
(+2)And how would she know if she doesn't try it? My girlfriend was pulling the stuck up bitch approach when I first mentioned it and had all these moronoc answers similar to the people here and finally we just tried it, now she loves it. Don't judge anything until you try it, no matter what taboo there is about it.
(0)you got a real winner there! have you ever thought he's only with you for sex?
#28 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:00am by mcguyver98
(0)Do it, don't do it, it's up to you. You didn't make it seem like he was mean about it. And you really should think about a gift that doesn't cost money.
(0)ahahaha my boyfriend wants that for christmas too!! I said sure why not:) guys like adventure so do girls which means you should go for it. seeing as you have stimulating nerves in ur ass hole it would make sense to give em some lovin:)
#33 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:42am by samsquared
(0)hey be grateful! some people would be pissed they didn't get a gift
#37 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:00pm by 1234jnimawe
(0)That's a gift that keeps on giving. To make it even tell him he has to buy you some lube for your present.
(0)Some people love it. Some people hate it. But if you have never tried it give it a chance. It may surprise you how amazing it can feel for both parties. Like the others said: lots of lube and slow and gentle is the key.
(+1)Do you know why anal sex is better than vaginal sex?
Warmer
Tighter
& more degrading to women.
Try it. You'll love it.
(+1)Positive sides: It MIGHT feel good
Negative sides: You might get hemmoroids, if he isnt careful you might get hurt (the skin is very thin there, and if you get a cut it heals very slowly and will hurt everytime you poo), if you keep doing it you might have trouble keeping stuff in cause the anal ring gets weakened..great if you get dieahrrea, if youre not completely clean when you do it there will be poo on his penis, bedsheets..etc... nice.., and maybe after doing it for a while he wont find ur normal "lady entrance" tight enough anymore...
just my opinion..
(0)yeah i agree with tunee. although everyone is different. besides, he only said to try it. and buy a strap on too !
(0)Kegels do fine for keeping the anus tight, believe it or not.
And I would reccommend condoms, just because of the poo thing if nothing else.
And plenty of lube... well, even with plenty there are accidents.
I won't disagree he might not like the lady door the same, then again the vagina contours to the penis so... humm... really depends on the guy.
Trying is all he asks for, either way.
#60 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:50am by DameGreyWulf
(0)usually, you should take an enema half an hour to an hour beforehand to get rid of the poo. it's also really easy to macgyver up one if you don't wanna buy one
#126 - On 08/26/2010 at 8:19am by Chocolate_Chunk
(+1)don't do it just because HE wants to. i've tried it several times, lubed and relaxed, and it still hurt. do it when YOU want to and when YOU are ready.
(+1)I would say it fair and justified ... Either find a way to buy him a present or shut up, lube up, and please your man.
#53 - On 11/26/2009 at 8:14pm by beanstalk0311
(+1)Tunee, where did you get that bullshit? Just cause you do anal, doesn't mean your asshole goes loose. Unless you decide to be a porn star that gets ass banged 5 times a day for a living. Get your facts right. It doesn't cause hemorroids either.
(+1)Dump him, then you'll have one less person to worry about. Besides, any douchebag that gives you that as a gift idea is not the type you want to waste your time with. Eww..
#55 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:15pm by TheMischiefMaker
(0)You won't shit right for a week.
Bad Santa
Merry Christmas
#58 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:25pm by CallMeHush
(0)I don't get why everyone's getting in a huffy about this. He SUGGESTED that they TRY; he didn't say "BITCH BEND OVER" he said "Well... maybe we could try anal?"
Is it so bad to EXPERIMENT with your partner? Jeez.
And it sounds like a great idea for a present: try something new in bed.
#63 - On 11/27/2009 at 6:15pm by DameGreyWulf
(-2)HANDCUFF HIM, GET A STRAPON THEN GO IN HARD AND FAST A MAKE HIM SCREAM THEN SMOTHER HIM WITH YOUR BOOBS/ASS!!! :)
#64 - On 11/28/2009 at 1:04am by Snake_Monkey
(-2)comments like the ones on these posts irrititate me to no end.
your ass isn't built to take a penis, and it's disgusting. FYL
#67 - On 11/28/2009 at 4:22am by rhythmbandit
(+2)Neither the hand nor the mouth were built for it either, but hey what do ya know...
But of course, we're only allowed to be intimate with our partners if we do penis+vagina, right? Nothing else is allowed, it's disgusting! No touching, no kissing, we weren't made for that! Just pound it in that pussy, boy!
Quite close-minded you are, dear.
#68 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:17am by DameGreyWulf
(+1)You're both being inconsiderate. You could have asked him if you could just not exchange Christmas presents at all, or if you could make him his favourite meal, or given him something you're comfortable with, like a blow job. And he shouldn't think that you OWE anal to him, just because you're not getting him a present. It's your body, and if you're not comfortable with it, don't do it.
If you are, it's not that bad. But it takes a bit of preparation. If he just jams it in there, it's going to be sore.
(+1)But he never said she owed him anal, he just suggested they try. That's not being inconsiderate.
#72 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:21pm by DameGreyWulf
(-1)Hi Dame!
I just think the phrasing "Trying anal will be fine" suggests that he assumes that he's getting it.
(+1)TRYING anal would be fine, meaning he was saying TRYING it would be FINE as a present for him, meaning he was suggesting a present she could still give him. The only assumptions he's made here is that it's not a big deal, but apparently it is.
#80 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:52pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)first off: Perhaps he was joking?! Can't tell here...
Second: if he wasnt, try it, then tell him straight up that you dont like it and dont do it again, it's not that bad.
Third: OR...try a compromise...give another option that you know he wants but that you havent done yet (and feel comfortable trying...)
#71 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:00pm by LoveIsASong_eddi
(-1)If hes trying to pressure you to do something you obviously don't want to do (hence the FML i believe...) then don't do it.Its your body, and if he gets mad, ditch him.
(+1)Hey, you're the one who can't give him a Christmas gift. When it comes time to pay the piper, he'll take any form of payment. Anal is one of them.
#81 - On 11/30/2009 at 5:17pm by NrthrnLghts
(-2)Anal sucks dick - literally. Tell him your tight pussy is ready.
READY FOR SERIOUS FUCKING
#83 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:24pm by katiewubsmusic
(-2)Um, he shouldnt have had to ask. My GF bitched about it, but when I told her to bend over or get out & lose my money, she even put it in her mouth after without being told. She learned her place, seeing as how you have no money, you'd best learn yours too. Afterall, we are only with you for sex.
#84 - On 12/05/2009 at 4:21am by COBRAMORPH
(-2)Well, all the derogatory BS toward women on this page should really just reinforce why she thinks this is FML worthy in the first place. Some of the things written here are disgusting. Look, if your comfortable trying it then try it, a new experience is never a bad thing. But don't do it because he asked for it as a present...thats just sketchy. He should understand the financial situation your in and still be able to respect you.
(0)#87 Best comment.
#84 If you're not joking then you're an absolute douche.
#91 - On 12/11/2009 at 5:21pm by superkitten
(0)anal isn't so bad really unless he's a complete moron and rams it the heck in without loosening you up and lubing every inch of his manhood as well as your insides. If he does then feel free to kick him in the balls and tell him that is just what you felt.
#99 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:28am by kirinkinetic
(0)seriously ppl her choice.
plus christmas isnt bout presents its bout being wit loved ones
#107 - On 02/11/2010 at 12:47am by high_jumpr
(0)don't just do it cuz he's asking you. what an ass ur boyfriend. l said dump him and for all the idiots that said do it let see how will they feel with a dick on their asses.... don't do it
#108 - On 02/16/2010 at 1:06am by kyliebeatriz08
(0)I say do it. I know exactly how I feel with a dick in my ass: good. Don't try to judge something you've got no experience with. That's like saying, "Pizza? I HATE pizza!" me: "when have you had pizza?" you: "Never, but it's disgusting and I shall never try it."
(0)lyndis: ever tried eating poop? ;)
but yeah, anal is great
#127 - On 08/26/2010 at 8:31am by Chocolate_Chunk
