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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53482) - you deserved it (4798)

On 07/31/2009 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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