Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML

by 2in longer / 11/01/2016 at 8:57am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • OP: "Oh my manhood! My womb raider! My baby-maker custard launcher!"

    Girlfriend: "It's a penis."

    #2 - On 11/06/2016 at 9:06pm by Welshite

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  • "Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff"

    Ah, yes, an erection.

    "… cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen."

    Ah, yes, so still an erection.

    #3 - On 11/06/2016 at 9:28pm by Tripartita

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