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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 August 2015 07:32 / United States
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I'm sorry OP that sounds horrible. I will admit I chucked a little bit though :/ I hope you're girlfriend was able to kiss it better ;)

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Sorry to disappoint you, but him accidentally sitting on his own testicles is not a valid reason to confiscate his man card.

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actually what i got from this post is it seems like he's got some decent sized balls and that entitles him to his man card.

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That's idiotic that you think getting hurt in one of the most sensitive body parts, that can be easily hurt by literally anything, is reason to take away his man card. Also, I never got the phrase "turn in your man card." Is is a card that just says "man" on it? Does my driver's license count? Why would I have to turn in my license? If my driver's license doesn't count, do I have to pay a membership to receive one? I never got one. If I pay membership and decide to cancel, d

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To sit on his own balls they must be pretty big low hangers. I'd say that's manly. Better then having small balls that are always high and never hang low.

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Being a man, I can attest, sitting on your balls happens. Yes its uncomfortable, most men quickly adust their position move on and don't start crying. I guarantee it's happened in right in front of you and you had no idea. Its a common occurrence. We just don't talk about it.

I understand how you feel OP, I'd cry too. Testicular pain is one of the most painful things a man can feel.

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I think that IS the worst pain a man can feel. Luckily, I haven't had the misfortune to be involuntarily castrated. :P

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#37 I had a motorcycle accident a few years ago in which I almost lost a part of my finger luckily the doctor managed to save it. The next day the had to remove the bandage to put on a clean one but the bandage was stuck on my dried up blood. If I had to choose to get kicked in the nuts or experience that again I would rather get kicked in the nuts.

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your name says it all... your too lazy to do anything that could involve them being hurt! lol teasing you of course

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Its a mind thing, some people have convinced themseves getting hit in the groin is the be all and and all of pain. Yes it hurts, but they exagerate the effect in TV and movies. .

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Naw, doesn't have to have big balls, the sack just has to be relaxed or loose. And some guys just have long sacks and normal sized testicles. So they're likely to accidentally sit on their sack from time to time also.

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