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By fukinnature - / Tuesday 1 November 2016 07:27 /
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Trillions of years in the future, a member of some vaguely humanoid species will be stressing out about an archeology exam they have. One of the questions will read, "What do we believe the purpose of artifact 00284-B9 (recovered from ancient mud pit) was? A. Primitive footwear. B. Sacrificial totem used to lower academic stress. C. Used to honor Master Nike of the Justdoït lineage. D. All of the above."

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I either phrased my sentence (most probably) or read the FML incorrectly! :/ There's nothing unconventional about nature walking, but that would also depend on what terrain the area the OP chose to walk actually is.

Trillions of years in the future, a member of some vaguely humanoid species will be stressing out about an archeology exam they have. One of the questions will read, "What do we believe the purpose of artifact 00284-B9 (recovered from ancient mud pit) was? A. Primitive footwear. B. Sacrificial totem used to lower academic stress. C. Used to honor Master Nike of the Justdoït lineage. D. All of the above."

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#8 you are wrong. While masturbation builds up tension during the act, it releases the tension during orgasm, thus leaving you relaxed.

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I don't know what world you live in, but too much stress can cause mental and/or physical issues. The potential symptoms list probably stretches out mile. For example, stress causes you to produce cortisol which, while it has a good antiflammatory use, most stress causes don't need that (e.g. stress due to an upcoming exam) and cortisol also causes the appetite to be stimulated (not good for people on a diet), and when comb8ned with adrenaline which also is released by stress it will raise your

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#15 I never said stress doesn't lead to issues. I'm saying stress will harm if you let it harm you. If you let it harm you, it will lead to the issues you've mentioned. The point is, don't let it hurt you.

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Of course, you do! No shirt. No shoe(s) No service Can you imagine trying to take a test in a room with someone's smelly foot/feet?

See, I'd be okay with that shoe and all. But whenever outside it's usually wise to have your shoes laced tight (and no slip-ons).

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