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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69410) - you deserved it (32883)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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