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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75431) - you deserved it (35559)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

#20 - On 05/21/2009 at 8:11pm by paperfox

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if it was glowing it could of been a penisaber

#11 - On 05/21/2009 at 8:04pm by Serial

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