Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?
#1 - On 06/10/2014 at 6:27am by rhysfucker
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That mosquito really got your blood flowing.
#2 - On 06/10/2014 at 6:28am by tygerarmy
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