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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45875) - you deserved it (8575)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

#1 - On 06/10/2014 at 6:27am by rhysfucker

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That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

#2 - On 06/10/2014 at 6:28am by tygerarmy

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