Get where you can!

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 02:14 - United States - Richmond

Spicy
Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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tygerarmy 35

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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drshn 22

wow, never heard this before. Woman are truly mysterious.

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Epikouros 31

Only female mosquitoes bite. So maybe you just discovered you're a lesbian? And a kinky lesbian, too.

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Levvy 22

So how low your sex drive is would appear to be "not very".

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dawood_k 27

How many fingers were used to scratch? Just out of curiosity

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buckdharma 36

He had his way way with you, then just left, didn't he op?

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