Get where you can!

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 02:14 - United States - Richmond

Spicy
Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 422
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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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tygerarmy 35

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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Gittoh 21

low sex drive.. that means you are having a hard time getting hot. So I'm confused. Did you mean High sex drive?

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VeganVampyre 26

High sex drive and/or crappy sex life is my guess...

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Goblin182 26

If that happened to me I would be raising mosquitos.

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StoneDefender 2

I think that is the opposite of a low sex drive.

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egrudy 9

I agree. This would be a very high sex drive, low on the getting action scale

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NatsuD_fml 13

You just kicked that into in high gear.

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moneybenny 10

I find these FMLs that are basically just someone's thoughts or opinion really pointless. Like "I realized this when this happened" when nothing is actually happening, no bad event has occurred, nothing weird has happened and nothing odd has been said. It's not really an FML or an actual story.

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vikky538 28

it just represents how long you have been without a mans touch... you should meet ppl...

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NodakN8V 25

Well that bite escalated quickly

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SkittlesGoRawr 19

I think you meant high sex drive maybe?

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