Get where you can!

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 02:14 - United States - Richmond

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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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tygerarmy 35

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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live2loveurself 11

then wouldn't your sex drive be high, not low?

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kalbrek009 20

Wouldn't that require a high sex drive? A low drive would probably have given you little to no reaction.

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itooamscrewed 10

That would be a high sex drive with a low sex life. Your life sucks because you can't tell the difference.

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LeviathansGirl38 0

That would be an extremely high sex drive, my dear. Not low. :-)

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ostfaiz 18

now this is somethin called "diggin in"...lol

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ballerboy20 8

cmon op your boobs cant be small enough to refer to them like that

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BobbieH 19

Your drive is too high, probably because you have to low sexual activity. Not a low sex drive.

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