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Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML

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On 10/30/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by goodgrief (man) - United States (California)

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What's her definition of "excessive"? Masturbation is perfectly normal.

#1 - On 10/30/2013 at 6:49pm by Wowxoxo

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The real FML here is... How did she know that you masturbate? 0_o

#4 - On 10/30/2013 at 6:51pm by Star928

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