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Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12179) - you deserved it (37377)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

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At least you have a germ free dick.

#1 - On 10/20/2012 at 12:55pm by scrappy23

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I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

#3 - On 10/20/2012 at 12:56pm by dijafe27

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