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By kentrm / Wednesday 11 May 2016 02:12 / United States
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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

I'm curious as to how you got the thing to squirt more than once to drench yourself in sanitizer?? Whenever I try to use the thing, I'm lucky if it squirts once.

Look on the bright side; For one, nobody will think you peed your pants since it's on your back. And now the whole left side of your back is 99.9% germ free.

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