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By  greeneyebeauty9  |  28

don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, & die.

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  CCSA  |  12

3- I agree. Applying hand sanitizer to his penis might not be that big of a problem, but for OP it definitely changed the inner environment of her vagina, at least for a while, and it may not be a healthy change.

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  HelloSirs  |  14

I roll around in piles of garbage before sex, as a way of claiming my territory with my partner. No man will go near her for weeks ;).

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  Tay_racer10  |  3

Why did she have hand sanitizer on her night stand?

By  greeneyebeauty9  |  28

don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, & die.

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"Its to but Chlamydia is such a pretty name, I think I want to name my daughter Chlamydia." Don't worry girl, some of us got the awesome movie reference.

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Fuck, that auto correct doesn't even make sense. Sorry guys...

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Mean Girls' quotes are too overused.

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  DKjazz  |  20

Coach Karr's got the facts straight. Statistically, everyone who has had sex and later became pregnant, has died. It's been proven time and time again.

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  sugarbear0727  |  19

Pretty sure #2 is also referring to twilight. You know, Bella has sex with Edward, gets pregnant with half vamp spawn from hell, and dies after giving birth, then gets brought back to life as a vampire.

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This comment has 69 likes xD Hopefully we can preserve this perfection!

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  laya_fml  |  26

I officially was the 69th person to dislike your comment! You're welcome. On a different note, 36 would that be occupy vagina? I'm a little scared by that idea/image.

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  tylermt1999  |  17

I was the 70th dislike!

By  FMLJFL  |  5

Well damn... At least it was still lubed?

By  Cavebone  |  5

Or cleaner..

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  U_GotitDude  |  18

Why were they so close together anyway?

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  lilhellian  |  26

Maybe I'm misreading, but you're saying unprotected sex kills sperm and ovaries? So how were we born?:O

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  Coop817  |  19

So if they used a condom AND hand sanitizer, the ovaries would still be safe?

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  thats_my_job  |  11

#28 and #16 it really wasn't that difficult. They would not have needed to use protection as the hand sanitizer would kill the sperm. The last thought about the ovaries indicates from then on they would not have to use protection as the ovaries would be killed too.

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