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By Enragedbitch / Saturday 20 October 2012 08:49 / United States
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He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.

That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy. I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*

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I got caught cheating on my math test, and told the teacher "I was cheating so I could do better on the test, for you, Miss Henkelmire. " I got a zero on the test. Moral of the story: Don't cheat.

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Just because they're 17 doesn't mean they dropped out. I'm 17 and in university :) don't most people graduate at around ages 17-19?

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#1, that excuse shouldn't work on anyone with a right mind because OP's husband should get better at sex by practicing on OP. Nobody should have to cheat to get better at sex when they have their spouses to practice on. It makes no sense and the person who cheats and also uses that excuse doesn't have any either

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Regardless of how much of an airhead this guy sounds like, people tend to feel guilty when performing acts like adultery. Trying to hide stuff like that eats away at people if the have a heart.

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Because I'm sure that OP's husband would rather have told her herself rather than for her to find out 5 years later when they have a gaggle of kids. That or he thought he would get in less trouble...

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Agree with #14. Seen it happen to a couple I used to live with. The girl who cheated became so guilt ridden, she was throwing up daily. Her boyfriend thought she was pregnant.

He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.

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And, both are equally bad. His cheating and excuse are pathetic. Makes me wonder what his other excuses were before you two were together.

That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy. I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*

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It makes total sense. To get better at battlefield 3, I kill people and drive tanks in my spare time.

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I perceived it more as a suggestion or joke of some kind, but if it was your attempt at sarcasm, well... sorry

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At least he tried?! He didn't just try, he succeeded…at being an imbecile of a cheater. I know you are just trying to look at the bright side, and I can appreciate that, but you failed to see the true bright side of this situation. Which would be that the OP is now informed of her husband's cheating ways and can now divorce and move on.

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Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to "become better at sex for me." I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML Verbatim.

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