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Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML


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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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It just goes to show, guys aren't always thinking about sex.

#6 - On 08/29/2012 at 4:51pm by DragonzCreator

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Hopefully you learned something. Both about water displacement and how literal your boyfriend is.

#5 - On 08/29/2012 at 4:51pm by Psych101

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