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"Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment. I heard the shower running, so thinking it was her, I hopped in. Little did I know her mom was showering. FML."

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33- You should've wrote the fml from the mother's point of view. "Today, I was taking a nice, relaxing shower. All of a sudden, my daughter's boyfriend walked into the shower. He was hard. FML"

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beastiality is wrong! a few days ago a freshman in my school apparently videotaping herself putting peanut butter on her cooch and having her dog lick it off. o didn't see it but uughhydtfuugb grosss

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HAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AND THIS SHIT IS THE GREATEST I LOVE YOU PEOPLE THAT GET FUCKED UP SHIT

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Akward! haha that is so embaressing. I think I'm going to have to gowith YDI tho, you should have made sure before couldn't you tell by the clothes on the bathroom floor.

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But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

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No 30 we all know seamen are not thicker than water because they stay on top of water therefore less dense. Seamen are only thicker when they're dead. All seamen that don't get tranfered to another ship after they are shot of of their first ship will die quickly and won't be able to create offsring.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH WOW. That's like something out of a Judd Apatow movie or something. Good luck with that one, OP.

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Uh...I'm not sure why I'm being buried here. Was it because I related Judd Apatow movies to real life? Sorry about that.

Well you boyfriend is obviously stupid enough to not notice someone elses shoes or even clothes in the bathroom?

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What if the OP and her mother wear the same size shoes? If that was the case he may have seen a strange pair of shoes when he entered the apartment and just thought the OP had gotten a new pair or something.

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