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Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

#1 - On 05/27/2012 at 1:47pm by missamerica95

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What the hell.

#3 - On 05/27/2012 at 1:48pm by Crazynopantsman

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