Sex, Argument and Intimacy: Don't scratch every itch

Don't scratch every itch

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 038

You deserved it 36 024

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 002

You deserved it 14 551

The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 444

You deserved it 275

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 027

You deserved it 54 324

Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 583

You deserved it 4 339

Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 631

You deserved it 5 514

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 964

You deserved it 7 868

Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 029

You deserved it 393

Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 985

You deserved it 3 917

Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 862

You deserved it 5 509

Bizarre Love Triangle

By Anonymous - 23/06/2020 08:08

Today, after going down on me and dry humping me in bed, my boyfriend told me he was having second thoughts about me while I was away for a few days. Apparently, he spent time with my best friend who set us up. She asked him to hypothetically propose to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 754

You deserved it 169

missamerica95 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:47

People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

Crazynopantsman 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:48

What the hell.

Comments

TarieBoo 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:00

YDI? why the hell would you involve other people in it? and how do you even fight about someone imaginary? not like he checked out her ass or felt her up?

taystahl 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:00

This is stupid! Really??

rockarolln89 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:13

Wow, arguments during role-playing are pretty normal, and they usually end up leading to wicked hot sex. You guys suuuuck.

konekmaria 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:15

What u should think about in this situation is that he is also an imaginary guy for u but he is not jealous about it coz its u and him who imagine this just to feel more. So u should just not think about it when u imagine things.. Apologize and Have fun

STFUGTFO 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:16

Maybe you shouldn't be having sex? Stupid people having sex = stupid children. Don't we have enough stupid people in this world? Grow up.

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:51

Again I say, Idiocracy. I'm beginning to think it was not just a humorous movie, but instead a prophecy. ;)

CinnamonRugby 5

Monday 28 May 2012 2:39

This plays into my idea of requiring to pass a test to have children. Class S liscence-allows you to have sex.

downtime 12

Monday 28 May 2012 5:04

84, I know you guys are joking but there are actually some people who are unfortunate enough to believe this. They really believe idiocracy is a realistic movie, and refer to it whenever anything remotely validates their point, even on the smallest scale...