Don't scratch every itch

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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missamerica95 0

People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

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Dirty_Minded_FML 2

People these days have too much time on their hands.....

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unknown_user5566 26

Why are you implying that the attempt to spice up your sex life is a waste of time? It obviously ended badly here, but when done correctly, role playing can help maintain a healthy sexual relationship.

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unknown_user5566 26

This attempt ended badly, but attempting to spice up your sex life to maintain a healthy sexual relationship is never a waste of time, as you have implied.

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unknown_user5566 26

Ah, sorry FML. I didn't think my first comment went through, so I posted again. My bad.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

role playing is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of. if you can't have an enjoyable experience with your partner then maybe you have bigger problems

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MissssUnderstood 13

Someones imagination is very thought out!

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CinnamonRugby 5

Im imagining her, and I would of gone for her too.

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challan 19

I was imagining her too, and I think she'd be down for a threesome.

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idoam 8

No, you would have gone for her, too

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CinnamonRugby 5

Me, you, imagination girl? Thats how I imagine this going down.

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challan 19

Cinnamon, only if she's an imaginary Asian.

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CinnamonRugby 5

I imagined an asian-latina mix. Willing to meet halfway?

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CinnamonRugby 5

I imagined an asian-latina mix. Willing to meet halfway?

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challan 19

Cinnamon, I'm an accommodating imaginary lover. That works for me. Hmu when you schedule our imaginary Ménage à trois.

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CinnamonRugby 5

I thought the girl was imaginary, not the act itself. Major buzzkill. If thats the case i imagine it happening this evening after we meet at the club. Your on the pill right?

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challan 19

Depo, but we don't know each other well enough for even imaginary sex without a condom. I have some Dark Side condoms. I will bring them with me. Darth Vader says, "You will not be the father!"

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CinnamonRugby 5

Phew, thats good. I didnt want little internet babies running all over peoples browsers.

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challan 19

I agree, cyber babies are the worst. Crawling on your screen when your getting your kink on, puking on your reports or taking a poop in the middle of your game. No thanks. We're imaginary double bagging for sure.

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CinnamonRugby 5

Are you imagining us both drunk coming home from the club? I see this turning into a "Knocked Up" situation.

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challan 19

You'll have to play the hot chick if we act it out, cause I am a pervy nerd and that role was made for me. I'm not a pot head, but I'd be willing to get a buzz on just to be authentic.

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challan 19

Oh... And don't you keep thinking Angela is talking about us? Lmao (look down)

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challan 19

Deleted us FML? We were very clever and amusing. At least I was amused! I guess I went to far with my last comment. Sorry. Cinnamon, hmu! We have the same strange sense of humor and it was fun!

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br0ccoli 14

Sorry to tell you but he did some dirty things with that imaginary girl. That's why he's always chewing Orbit gum.

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Arrawyn 12

That's the kind of relationship I want

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Primmly 11

You were part of the argument, so YDI. Might want to rethink things if you need an imaginary reason to get into a fight. :P

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pzychosys 5

Sounds like you won't be playing that game again.

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