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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29350) - you deserved it (3670)

On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

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I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an orgasm...

#3 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:02am by mk58

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Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.

#5 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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