FML : Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By thisblows / Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:50 / United States

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By lalasha10 | 0

#2190895 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:22

oh maan,weell at least he cares

By Kadz184 | 0

#2190911 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:23

gosh, he cares. you fucking bitch.

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By greatbigc | 0

#2190888 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:21

ouch! fyl

AwesomessMaximus | 4

#2191044 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:37

I believe she deserves this as she probably had a demented moan, which caused the dude to stop.

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2191400 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:56

Maybe because that's the word you're supposed to use?

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2191446 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:16

87 has never had sex ^_^

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191520 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:37

105 bahahahaha

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191742 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:19

147 no climax is the right word. lol. but aw you're sweet. I'll give you a break :D if anyone on this thread tries to mess with Mimi about anything I will poor boiling macaroni on your face -.-

testthecoal | 5

#2191746 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:20

Om Nom Nom macaroni!

chlorinegreen | 27

#2191769 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:24

Mimi your 18 and you don't know about climax's and sex? I mean you could use orgasm if that makes you feel better. and not trying to be rude. no boiling water in my face is needed here.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191787 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:26

*puts down boiling macaroni*

hellosir23 | 0

#2191799 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:28

actually 152, it's macaroni. she's going to pour boiling macaroni on your face. just thought I'd establish that.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191810 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:29

155 my partner in crime... thank you.

BT14 | 5

#2191873 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:40

or u can use bust a nut

Wirebiter | 0

#2191933 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:50

If you honestly think "I'm going to climax!" is the right thing to say in real life, then you've never had sex.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191935 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:50

I prefer boiling macaroni. thank you for your suggestion , Mr. picture-of-the-back-of-someone's-head-dude :D

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191943 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:52

170, *picks up boiling macaroni and sloshes it on 170* we clarified that earlier on in the thread -.-

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191945 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:52

170, *picks up boiling macaroni and sloshes it on 170* we clarified that earlier on in the thread -.-

Nadinek98 | 0

#2192074 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:10

(not a mean person) well its way better than orgasm

BWill9014 | 4

#2192091 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:14

All I read was macaroni... where is it?

Nadinek98 | 0

#2192121 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:20

I just didn't want to offend u -.-

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192140 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:23

188 thank you, you were considerate :) *puts boiling macaroni down*

KeefB | 0

#2192182 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:29

You could say 'cum'.

nismo1992 | 0

#2192210 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:36

I've had sex it was funny at first first then it got better

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2192273 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:48

Sex and macaroni, best conversation ever

florecitabetch | 0

#2192386 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:13

actually 192 I prefer climax then 'cum' it sounds classier maybe it's just me

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192450 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:28

198 good :) *puts boiling macaroni on stove to simmer for later*.

Kevinzzz | 0

#2192489 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:34

217 I love how macaroni is ur weapon of choice lol

persianjr1 | 7

#2192526 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:42

you guys don't know how loud I laughed in public reading this chain of comments. lol

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192578 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:52

225 why did you laugh? just a normal conversation about sex and macaroni and yes macaroni is always my weapon of choice :D

Kevinzzz | 0

#2192589 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:53

225, I agree lmfao

BWill9014 | 4

#2192596 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:53

229 I really want some macaroni

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192611 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:56

233 *pics up boiling macaroni and sloshes it all over 233* there is no 229 on this thread -_-

persianjr1 | 7

#2192641 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:00

this is why you one of my favs. lol

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192649 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:03

241 I just re-read this whole thread.... I laughed so hard.. I think some of us have obsessions with macaroni

BWill9014 | 4

#2192654 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:04

I'm sorry it's so late I'm not sure how I read 229 lol but Mmmmmm this is damn good macaroni

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192660 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:06

243 -.- how can you eat it when it burned all your skin off.. I believed I mentioned once or twice that it was boiling.. -.- hmph. missbunny is not happy -.- not in the least

Bofopio | 0

#2192661 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:06

I agree with u

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192668 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:08

*looks around room* not sure who your comment is aimed at 245... but pull up a chair and have some macaroni :D it cooled off after being sloshed on so many people's skin .

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2192673 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:09

I like how MissBunny is like the denmother of FML, she tears up anyone who's mean or disrespectful. :D

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192675 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:10

248 little boy, :') you've made me so happy. give momma bunny a hug *hug*

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2192687 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:14

Hahaha, thanks for the huh, but I'm not little, unless your idea of little is 5'5 and 161 lbs of muscle. Wait 5'5 is little for my age. FML. :/

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192695 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:16

250 stand back -.- I'll defend you from these trolls on here.. it's my job as "denmother" Grrrrr >:(

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2192702 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:18

I got your back! *loads shotgun* Where are these mothers at?!?

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192708 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:20

252, I hear most mothers hang out in kitchens and TJ Maxx's.. -.- *puts macaroni on a low boil*

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2192713 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:21

Looks like we're the best team for the job. We're gonna need more firepower. *loads assault rifle.*

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192718 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:23

*puts macaroni on high* let's do this -.-

BWill9014 | 4

#2192732 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:28

I'm in shock that this hasn't been moderated yet lmao

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192742 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:29

257 dude I know :0 I kinda hope they don't clear it... it's so funny :(

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2192754 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:32

*plays hardcore rock music* Let get this done.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192762 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:34

*puts on Dora the explorer* I'm pumped.

Sirin_fml | 46

#2192770 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:35

While I applaud your steadfast resolve in the face of tyranny and injustice, let's try to keep the threads at a reasonable size in future. Nice macaroni though, nom nom. :-)

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192778 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:36

hahaha okay :) sorry sirin. :D

Zya_fml | 8

#2192793 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:37

This is one of the saddest chain of comments in FML history...

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2192814 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:43

Haha sheesh. That's the longest thread I've ever read on FML.

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2192819 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:44

Hahaha. :D

elainelovesyou | 7

#2192929 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:01

MissBunny is officially my fave. xD /random jump in.

elainelovesyou | 7

#2192943 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:04

MissBunny is officially my fave. Yay!:3 /random walk in.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192964 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:08

283, you're my favorite for saying that :D have some macaroni, Deary :D.

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2192975 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:09

Haha, everyone loves you on FML. You're like...... famous:)

gustavov60 | 0

#2192982 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:11

* grabs popcorn* please go on

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192988 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:11

:'0 really? <3 I can now die happy... <3

gustavov60 | 0

#2193009 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:14

*grabs popcorn* go on

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193014 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:14

290 idk if you caught on or not but clearly we're all eating macaroni here -.- *grabs popcorn out of 290's hands and chucks it farther than a woodchuck could chuck wood if it could*

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2193019 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:15

Yes really :) But if you died, Everyone would be at your funeral, putting macaroni on your grave!

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2193030 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:17

and flowers. :)

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193038 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:18

295, my God... that is so sweet :'D

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2193050 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:19

I know, I'd make everyone make it extra cheesy for you. And yes, flowers and chocolate. But I would eat the chocolate, so never mind...

xBangOut | 4

#2193052 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:20

I was reading comments and forgot about what this FML is about.. =/

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2193062 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:21

I want some chocolate now too. :/

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193065 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:22

303 it's about macaroni and aww! thanks y'all :D.

xBangOut | 4

#2193077 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:22

Macaroni are overrated. Period.

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2193079 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:23

Psssh. I always want chocolate. :)

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2193089 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:24

I'll buy some chocolate and we can share it, along with several boxes of macaroni.

gustavov60 | 0

#2193096 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:25

popcorn with cheese on it?

By xthetisx | 0

#2190892 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:22

You'll live

GreatGeak | 8

#2191349 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:37

agreed

tesuan | 0

#2191471 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:28

Agreed. Quit bitching and try not sounding like you're in distress when you're having an orgasm.

tesuan | 0

#2191486 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:29

Also, you're the one getting oral sex to the point of orgasm, so again, quit bitching.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2192161 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:27

awww cute Pikachu kitty ^^ I love cats :D

heatlove5stars | 0

#2193193 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:58

agreed ur the one having sex while I'm boy friendless lucky quit bitching

TinyDude | 10

#2193292 - Thursday 17 March 2011 08:23

lols op suffers frkm premature climax

flammenhund | 4

#2193586 - Thursday 17 March 2011 09:50

LOL

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2193817 - Thursday 17 March 2011 11:33

Aren't Pikachus supposed to be mice?

Gondile | 4

#2194414 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:20

I thought they were dolphins.

KatieKhaos | 0

#2194439 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:30

Wrong, they're jellyfishes.

Gondile | 4

#2194600 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:05

Don't you correct me!

kimchininja999 | 0

#2194824 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:31

133 awww love your pic.

mayoral26 | 0

#2195492 - Thursday 17 March 2011 09:12

lmao it prolly sounded like you were dying instead of climaxing lmao !! the fact that he got you to the point of almost climaxing with oral sex means he at least knows what he is doing and had prolly hear an orgasm before, so again definitely your own fault...

mayoral26 | 0

#2195536 - Thursday 17 March 2011 09:25

heard**

tulsafml | 0

#2195821 - Thursday 17 March 2011 10:27

Pikachu!

Epic_Phale615 | 0

#2197072 - Friday 18 March 2011 01:27

I'm 15 and I can make my gf climax with oral, it's not that hard guys. And don't complain, your vag isn't a place many guys dream of licking .

angiedancesalott | 8

#2197828 - Friday 18 March 2011 03:54

409. lmfao your cool. ur only like a month older then me, and you act like your the only 15 year old that gets some. cuuuuuute.

sammy92 | 0

#2202962 - Saturday 19 March 2011 05:38

agree 328

Lexi_Luvz_Ya | 0

#2210445 - Sunday 20 March 2011 09:15

isn't sad that you know that?

Numbersequal69 | 0

#2237760 - Friday 25 March 2011 03:59

How do you cange your profile picture on an iPod?

boringday123 | 7

#3309141 - Monday 19 September 2011 02:11

How is this a FML? He just cares for you.

KatherineAnne | 7

#4693443 - Monday 16 July 2012 05:38

First off, 409, there are alot of guys who really enjoy going down on a girl. Second, I'd be severely annoyed if I was that close. It's rather frustrating.

Kholonie | 9

#5758470 - Monday 18 November 2013 04:51

Google it; don't randomly ask on a post. . . .

By lalasha10 | 0

#2190895 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:22

oh maan,weell at least he cares

Pretty_reckless_fml | 18

#2191354 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:38

^_^ that's sweet of him, and it coulda been worse, at least he didn't laugh at you or be a dick about it or something :) <3

Dennisse_47 | 17

#2191401 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:57

Yeah exactly. I mean you can't blame the guy for caring and making sure you were comfortable. I'm sure he'll get it right the next time ;). haha

antsinmypants199 | 0

#2191435 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:12

Awwww honestly that is super sweet. It may have been his first time, or she sounded weird, but either way how nice of him to check :D

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#2193033 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:17

Oh come on, guys. You can't see how that could be frustrating! She was almost going to have an orgasm and then BAM! the feeling's gone. That kind of sucks. Just a little bit.

pink_raindrops | 26

#2193303 - Thursday 17 March 2011 08:24

Yeah the moment was taken away a bit, because he was a bit concerned and wanted to make sure she was fine. I've had someone stop and ask if I was ok but it wasn't an FML. It might be a bit frustrating because you're almost there, but it's not really hard to get there again. I think he was concerned because she didnt make any noise until then (she said she started moaning when she was getting close and it made him stop). When she started to moan he wasnt expecting it and thought it meant something was wrong. If you don't want him to be startled just make a bit of noise throughout rather than just at the end and he'll know you're just enjoying yourself. If you're silent maybe he thought you weren't enjoying it and wanted him to stop.

pinaybbycakes | 0

#2213215 - Monday 21 March 2011 02:02

hahaha.

SomeRussianGirl | 3

#4629207 - Friday 29 June 2012 07:56

Awww that's cute, Why are you complaining …

By aztecwarrior1983 | 1

#2190899 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jonverdevex | 0

#2194589 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:04

fucking moron

smellymellyy | 7

#2195066 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:58

oh man your dp is amazing

xojessayox | 4

#2197876 - Friday 18 March 2011 04:01

372's picture is hott.

By buoe03 | 0

#2190902 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2191359 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:39

Yeah, he's fail cause he's giving his girlfriend an orgasm. ???

jondivey | 9

#2191393 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:55

valid point 79 i mean its hard to do that

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2191450 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:19

Atleast the OP can get downed ^_•

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2193573 - Thursday 17 March 2011 09:47

For some guys, yeah.

polysyllabist | 3

#2195267 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:48

wait wait wait ... let me get this straight. The boyfriend is so good at what he does that the girlfriend is moaning sufficiently at the point of orgasm to create concern, and the boyfriend is ALSO sufficiently caring to stop in consideration of her... and he is FAIL?? No no, 79 is right. Great guy. And I'm sure after the girlfriend said, "no no, I'm fine, keep going" everything was peachy. He's still good with his tongue and still a nice guy. So what if one orgasm (of many) got needlessly interrupted?

Horsempeg | 25

#5504460 - Friday 24 May 2013 06:29

First off, that was probably better. I love those that keep on going. That jus means when he gets you over the top again, it'll be that much more powerful.

By CabooseT13 | 0

#2190904 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:22

well now he knows better and it will be great from now on

supersaiyan7 | 0

#2191008 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:34

6, your default pic is a pic of one of my friends on myspace!!!!

SmallyBigs | 9

#2191376 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:46

People use myspace?

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2191455 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:21

What the hell is Myspace? :P

SmallyBigs | 9

#2191461 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:24

I think it's an ad for storage

tulsafml | 0

#2191948 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:53

No myspace is somebody says to people like: Get Out My Space! Bitch

SmallyBigs | 9

#2192111 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:18

No no no. it's something like "Tom cried because Facebook needed internet room so he yelled "THEY'RE TAKING MY SPACE!"... bitch.

tulsafml | 0

#2192143 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:23

I thought I put MySpace up for sale by now.

florecitabetch | 0

#2192393 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:16

lmao @174

jwoww17 | 0

#2192460 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:31

#110, win.

killabb23 | 0

#2203358 - Saturday 19 March 2011 07:52

rofl at your pic.. I did notice Nintendo first haha

Servonski | 0

#2206514 - Saturday 19 March 2011 06:56

rofl at your pic, tubby

danielreader22 | 4

#2769577 - Monday 27 June 2011 10:49

Bitch

wikkedphuka | 0

#2969985 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:09

hey add me also on ps3 or xbox 360 my tag wikkedplay

By Kadz184 | 0

#2190911 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:23

gosh, he cares. you fucking bitch.

alakomonus | 0

#2190938 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:26

I agree he was worried it hurt her

forthepainx3 | 0

#2191298 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:17

I don't get why people are calling her a bitch. I didn't hear anything about a female dog in this?

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2191412 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:01

I don't understand why she's calling her that either.

lyndyloves | 0

#2191894 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:44

haha

TheDrifter | 23

#2192047 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:06

59, I'll assume for the moment they know her and are either referring to her particular wet dog odor or her father's particular sexual fetish and inferencing that to her parentage.

ctlnaaia71 | 8

#2192424 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:22

hurt her? with his tongue??? lmfao!!!!!

EVELYNandDIEGO | 0

#2192862 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:51

wow shah your the bitch

luke1998 | 0

#2193111 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:29

94 u are a hoe

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2193145 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:43

314. Stfu.

flippinsweet17 | 0

#2193337 - Thursday 17 March 2011 08:28

320 Why is some nine-year-old trying to insult you?

guitarist1071995 | 0

#2193387 - Thursday 17 March 2011 08:36

because shes complaining but the guy was just making sure she was ok. I did the same thing my first time. then again..she actually was in pain..."pop!" hehe

matt1990 | 0

#2193784 - Thursday 17 March 2011 11:12

@337.. ur like what, 8? trippin.

RedPillSucks | 30

#2194392 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:10

@214, He could have been using his teeth, or perhaps he had braces. Newbies sometimes are awkward with oral sex. He didn't want to be involved in female circumcision.

guitarist1071995 | 0

#2194620 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:08

no I'm 15

cptmorgan15 | 2

#2194765 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:00

This is all funny.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2194770 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:02

314 WTF ? how dare you go randomly calling people hoes when you don't even know them. go back and drink your milk or no dessert after dinner, young man! -.-

antsinmypants199 | 0

#2194857 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:43

lol 378 you always make my day :D

MissBunny25 | 0

#2194884 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:52

383 *gasp* do I? I'm flattered *blush* thank you. :D

joelwoo | 0

#2195440 - Thursday 17 March 2011 08:55

...

PJL_3 | 0

#2195901 - Thursday 17 March 2011 10:50

hahahah!

HannerMariee5 | 0

#2197579 - Friday 18 March 2011 03:10

agreed__^

kimchininja999 | 0

#2198330 - Friday 18 March 2011 05:40

314 you're just mad cuz you cant get a girl hot enough as 320.

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2198351 - Friday 18 March 2011 05:48

Thanks, haha.... That's my brother though lol.

luke1998 | 0

#2198594 - Friday 18 March 2011 06:55

335shes my sister u dumb ass so stay out of my buisness

luke1998 | 0

#2198610 - Friday 18 March 2011 06:58

bunny shes my sis i do no her dumb ass

MissBunny25 | 0

#2198784 - Friday 18 March 2011 07:38

424 haha sarcasm, little man! sorry! since you two are related I'll be nice to you :D

looneyben5432 | 0

#2198816 - Friday 18 March 2011 07:48

I don't men to be an ass but here i go, why did u say "gosh" then immediately say "fucking" and "bitch"

kimchininja999 | 0

#2199375 - Friday 18 March 2011 01:45

420 & 423 I'm sorry I didn't know I'll back off sorry.

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2200974 - Friday 18 March 2011 09:44

Nawh. It's alright. It's not like you would have just knew that we were related, don't worry about it(:

mrs_mac07 | 0

#2202370 - Saturday 19 March 2011 03:15

agreed

luke1998 | 0

#2203115 - Saturday 19 March 2011 06:22

434 its ok

xdannyx117x | 0

#2210057 - Sunday 20 March 2011 07:32

320 jealous of how hot she is I guess

xdannyx117x | 0

#2210068 - Sunday 20 March 2011 07:35

haha u got 420

Pawned71 | 0

#2213050 - Monday 21 March 2011 01:25

WEED

lenaaaaaa_fml | 0

#2356762 - Saturday 16 April 2011 09:42

ouch

kittykat1501 | 31

#6365467 - Wednesday 29 July 2015 06:22

59 win!!!

By sammmiejo10101 | 2

#2190922 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:25

damn. that sucks.

By ifmlftw | 0

#2190944 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:27

fyl teach him about it then

shakethat | 10

#2190970 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:29

haha. gross!

ihatedumbasses | 6

#2191286 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:17

is your picture of 2 girls or a guy and a girl??

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2191407 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:59

Why does it matter?

ihatedumbasses | 6

#2191415 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:02

just wondering I like to look at peoples pictures

iloveboyswittats | 10

#2191501 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:31

it looks like they're eating each other's faces instead of kissing

kingtz | 6

#2191654 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:00

#57, it's a picture of two girls...and a cup, which is hidden in the background.

ItsJustMe22288 | 0

#2192817 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:43

hahaha

By WtFiMdAdDy | 0

#2190945 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:27

lmao! niicceee

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