Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began...

By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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mk58 31

Thursday 8 December 2011 16:02

I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an ******...

DocBastard 38

Thursday 8 December 2011 16:05

Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.

Comments

WadeWilson_fml 6

Friday 9 December 2011 13:16

-_- this is a fml? Big ******* deal

ramykomy 0

Friday 9 December 2011 16:36

Well she has no where to go....... But it's obviously going to be awkward

iBiteRoses 22

Friday 9 December 2011 17:55

LOL you live 1 state away from me I bet I know who you were having sex with

saddenedham 0

Friday 9 December 2011 18:18

I never finish without her! It's not satisfying ever to cum without my girl!

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 9 December 2011 23:04

Maybe you should start cumming loudly like a **** star. Then there would be no question about your state of mind. Subtlety is overrated.

omggtfomi 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:50

No comment

malnourished_pig 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 1:03

you commented

yuuudiii 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:56

i want to say at least he asked? it is hard to find man who ask about satisfaction these days.....

Naitsi 19

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:26

ask him if he is in yet:P

Hulabaloola 0

Monday 12 December 2011 17:36

Next time just keep asking him "what's taking you so long, huh? What's taking you so long?"

Le_Anonymous 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:50

My boyfriend used to do that all the time x.x

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