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Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8174) - you deserved it (31423)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

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Creepy and an idiot. A winning combination.

#1 - On 08/29/2011 at 6:00am by Zebidee

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I guess she'd hit you right back.

I figure though that anyone who thinks OP deserves it condones physical abuse as a justifiable response to an admittedly somewhat inappropriate comment. If the genders were reversed and a guy hit a girl OP for making a similar comment, would the OP still deserve it? I smell a double standard here.

#4 - On 08/29/2011 at 6:01am by Xaviexis

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