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Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 July 2014 11:35 / United States - Imperial
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By  1dvs_bstd  |  41

If they take you to prison, don't drop the soap.

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  1dvs_bstd  |  41

#15 ha-ha-ha ho ho haha haaa! and i thought my jokes are bad..

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  Godsofdracos  |  15

Pretty sure he's getting down voted into oblivion because he's joking about dropping the soap, not blowing up a city or a ferry. Stick to your usual material Joker, it just works for you :)

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  ThatHorse  |  15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Everyone who regrets a comment seems to conveniently have an illiterate cousin that is always borrowing electronic devices and using their relative's accounts instead of their own. Also, how did you know to come back here and check replies to your cousin's comments? Yeah. Your cousin. Right.....

By  Liiiiiiiiike  |  15

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!!!??????

By  STEALTHHUNTER88  |  13

Project X gone wrong, eh?

By  ForFudgeSake  |  6

'Bad OP, bad OP, this is what he did when they came for thee.'

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