Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.
#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 1:00pm by plebeianFelix
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So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..
#4 - On 08/08/2011 at 1:00pm by whiteboy7thst
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