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Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (20746)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

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lock the door?

#2 - On 02/21/2011 at 1:10pm by Claymason

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ask him if he wants his nipples waxed and watch his face go white.

#10 - On 02/21/2011 at 1:18pm by wisericky

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