Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

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xAttackAttackx 25

...how big was the hole?

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jdogg0119 4

Haha sounds like someone should give it up

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IphonFML 6

well ur fault for not giving him enough

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1221jamw 11

Hey number 9, don't be a fuckball. only respond to respond and not to be up top.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

We like to stick our thing into any holes we can find.

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n_epic_fail 14

He's essentially ******* your wall...

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XxHoPPoxX 8

Technically there's always one in the house whichever room your in ;)

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KeyboardWarrior 10

26 - You seem to quite enjoy the word fuckball. And what do you have against thread jacking?

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levibarks 5

Rule 34, always true

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jmtmxer 0

I've seen a video like that… I mean ughh ummmm ....... No I didn't ! * walks away hoping no body heard me

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xAttackAttackx 25

...how big was the hole?

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Liimitless 6

It doesn't matter how big it is. The point is that we've found the fourth hole!!!

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Dekarian 7

37- Quagmire found it first.

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cmack11 0

He was probably "plastered":)

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desireev 17

116- it's actually "Giggity. Giggity."

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TunechiXXL 0

116 - fail at your "attempted" joke

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arcticdoctorwho 0

Why do you have a hole in your wall?

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jojimugo 20

Lol was wondering that myself

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nativepimp 1

Hey if we see a hole that Lines up perfectly with our dicks in our bedroom were going to try it at one point or another

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Zeppelin1969 5

Well obviously because they havent fixed it.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

glory hole at its finest

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The_Tool1 13

What else would you have a hole in your wall for?

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aaron21a 0

4- you have successfully copied what 2 said.....congrats

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

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ariannaimelda 7

I like where this is going giggidy giggidy goo

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chickenwalrus 14

saw this in a **** once.

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GoW_Chick 14

He just misses his glory hole days

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komania 6

Yeah, but wouldn't the insulating make his penis itch like crazy? Doesn't seem very glorious to me...

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1221jamw 11

Maybe if you let him stick it in one of your holes he wouldn't have to use the wall now would he?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Ears.... No Nostrils........ No.. Under the toenails........... No..... Sorry I'm really bad at this.

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1221jamw 11

Ugh sounds like last night.

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1221jamw 11

This sounded funnier before I posted it

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JadedJarOfHearts 3

I read this and laughed. Some fml's are great.

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