Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how...

By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Claymason 0

Monday 21 February 2011 19:10

lock the door?

pattyrn 0

Monday 21 February 2011 19:40

so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.

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Inspired22 11

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:21

If he has a problem with that, you can tell him you will then stop removing unwanted hair and he can live with the consequences.

mless26 0

Friday 25 February 2011 10:25

LMFAO!!!! sorry but that is funny. I would have never ever imagined hair would grow in nipples!! scary!! fyl

4evermossin 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:27

stop waxing then ask if he likes that better ..... I don't think he will mind you waxing them then.....

Aquaricorn 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:22

This FML made me check my nipples. I conclude that this person IS A GUY with a boyfriend. Not a girl.

clarissa_Gyall 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:22

uhm...ewww?

SassiestLemon 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 4:09

That's hot. :)

inkkubus_fml 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:15

girls get hairy nipples? XDDDD

Brap_brap 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:13

******* disgusting

lauriecorning 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:08

I feel your pain. But I always tell the guys. Would you rather they be hairy?

alalalal47 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 6:01

who waxes their nipples

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