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Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35150) - you deserved it (5846)

On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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Someone is ready for anal!

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:04am by suckmyassitsmell

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Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

#10 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:23am by suckmyassitsmell

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