Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)
Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Monday 17 June 2013
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