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Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (14833)

On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am - health - by XLhottie (woman) - United States (Florida)

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