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Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42406) - you deserved it (23903)

On 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)

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"Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)", huh? That's the sound your bowels are making right now, am I right? YDI, idiot.

#1 - On 10/12/2013 at 8:05pm by Shrike

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Welp, now you're both leaking.

#7 - On 10/12/2013 at 8:08pm by T9FTW

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