Pranks, Revenge, Periods and Health: Revenge is sweet

Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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You deserved it 27 796

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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You deserved it 2 129

Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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You deserved it 4 172

By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 32 589

By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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You deserved it 147 087

Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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You deserved it 193

By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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TMI, mom

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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You deserved it 98

T9FTW 20

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Welp, now you're both leaking.

Welshite 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:11

You would think people would know better by now: don't ever accuse a woman being on her period; EVER.

Comments

rgetting 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:41

That would be considered an assault in this jurisdiction.

xxpersonxx 9

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:44

I don't think you should mess with a girl on her period. It could start world war 3

klovemachine 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:55

Time to take a massive dump on your mom's bed, OP :-)

150493x 29

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:55

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

olpally 32

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:00

Just do it right back to her when you're done.

Ari1337 15

Sunday 13 October 2013 20:16

do you want OP to die? hell hath no fury like a scorned woman bro, and one with the ***** will probably give Satan a run for his money.

Euphrates 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:14

You don't mess with a woman on her period man!!!

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:18

You can't tell me you sat there on the computer and thought "yes this comment is good! Send it out there..."

Shadowbay 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:27

Well let that be a lesson to you... remember it well when you have a girlfriend because she might be just as crazy.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:28

You could help but mutter. You just didn't.

Slimma 20

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:28

Rule number 1... which is the most important and only rule you need to know about periods and women. If they are on one... you NEVER NEVER NEVER mention anything about it. EVER.