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Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Kill them anyway?

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 12:51pm by SilverGTP99

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I don't care if they don't want cockroaches to die; I would go nuclear on those nasty creatures.

#4 - On 09/11/2012 at 12:52pm by Welshite

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