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By reallyman__639 / Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:26 / United States
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By  skinthesnakes  |  6

Did you not "wand" it?

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  gregorrok1  |  0

Avadra Cadavra!

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  nava1210  |  12

Hey 1, if your with stupid, does that mean your with op??

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  enonymous  |  8

Wand ? I don't think so Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special, girl... it's my dick in a box! It's my dick in a box, babe

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  Anubyte  |  0

I'm a huffelpuff!

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  scrapmetal58  |  9

Hey being obsessed with Harry Potter doesn't have age limits! I have Lord Voldemort's wand along with Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's. I want the Elder Wand so bad.

By  skinthesnakes  |  6

Did you not "wand" it?

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  teague95  |  16

I wish that 2 would've never made that pun.

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  Potterhead1  |  3

3 - You don't use a wand to grant your wishes, you perform spells with it. OP could maybe use the wand to fashion a necklace out of thin air, but not wish for one. Stupid Muggle.

By  TJ1991  |  3

Wow WTF. Unless you're some hardcore Harry Potter fan I don't get it. Not exactly an extreme FYL but that's still a pretty terrible gift in my opinion.

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  rattusrattus  |  18

'Wand' can also refer to types of sex toy, I believe. Generally ones that go up the butt IIRC.

By  afulks78  |  11

Avada cadabra !

By  Steve95401  |  48

Since the boyfriend gave OP a wand instead of a necklace, she won't let him use him use his "magic wand" later that evening.

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