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Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (1679)

On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version

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ouch. call your doctor!

#1 - On 10/08/2010 at 10:05am by pinkpillowz

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awww.
why would tour mom think that?!

#2 - On 10/08/2010 at 10:06am by jakii_

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