Whackos

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 20:01

Today, after undergoing a rigorous diet and exercise program, I was proud of losing 65 lbs in 3 months. When my favorite client saw me gleaming from my results, she loudly exclaimed that, “all life is sacred.” She assumed I'd had an abortion. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 262
You deserved it 102
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

TwoBytesCarley 26

That would have been a pretty late term abortion to lose that amount of weight! And if that were the case then that would generally mean there was either a miscarriage or it was a medically necessary abortion. Either way, shame on her.

9 0
RichardPencil 30

You should have said, "Yours isn't" and then strangled her to death with your bare hands. Ironically, of course.

9 0

Comments

anjo_ 8

If the client is not vegetarian or vegan, then she should stfu! How dare she eat an animal killed to be feasted upon?

6 0
TwoBytesCarley 26

That would have been a pretty late term abortion to lose that amount of weight! And if that were the case then that would generally mean there was either a miscarriage or it was a medically necessary abortion. Either way, shame on her.

9 0
RichardPencil 30

You should have said, "Yours isn't" and then strangled her to death with your bare hands. Ironically, of course.

9 0