Transportation, Cars and Work: Today, while going to lunch with my boss, he asked me to check...

By Daniel - 27/06/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, while going to lunch with my boss, he asked me to check and see if the other lane was clear. When I did, he swerved hard, making me smack my head into the door window. This is apparently his new favorite thing to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 648

You deserved it 3 952

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 780

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 475

You deserved it 70 315

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 823

You deserved it 23 588

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 1 102

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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You deserved it 22 992

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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You deserved it 46 513

Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 589

You deserved it 17 060

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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You deserved it 4 112

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 4 863

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:18

At least he didn't swerve so your head ended up in his lap. That would of been awkward. That would bring new meaning to "sucking up to the boss". Or has it always meant that?

HaiToThePeoples 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:05

Hahaha!!! That's great! :D

Comments

HaiToThePeoples 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:05

Hahaha!!! That's great! :D

ATL_chris 6

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:09

don't drive with him? :o

phreshboi 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:11

sucks for you then, but you'll know for next time to be prepared

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:12

ydi for longing for the touch of an older man

BaseballBeast 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:17

I beat the sun in a staring contest

AbnormalAshley 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:20

I love your boss .

Averizzle 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:27

Smack debrahs head on the window while swerving! * Like a boss*

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:33

OP you're lucky the window wasn't down and that you're skinny and weren't wearing a seatbelt and flew out the window.

Blame_The_Dog 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:45

you know you're a pussy when...you complain about having an awesome boss

yellowdub 4

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:59

#20 Best comment by far.

dancer821 3

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:33

hahahah I love that video

Mahyar 2

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:52

hahahahaha awesome

bonicr 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:52

OP at least you're on good terms with your boss. So he's kind of a douche... he's the boss, it's one of his perks. Quite frankly unless you're good enough at what you do to get a better job, stop complaining.

Eyeliner_fml 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:54

23- Did that happen to you ?

seanreddog 4

Sunday 27 June 2010 19:42

It happened to me

myworld99 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 21:10

fun boss! :)

arhanes 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 21:56

HAHAHA! that is awesome. you should take your boss to lunch tomorrow

bcoolplz 1

Monday 28 June 2010 8:14

hilarious he got style

TaylorDev 0

Monday 28 June 2010 14:53

LIKE A BOSSSS CHUNEEE

HeyMina 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:07

Wow. Asshole much?

Massdebater 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 18:42

wow. make sense less much, much? much?

HeyMina 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 22:46

thanks for that, jerk. very nice.

GooseHawk 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:08

"Yeah you're clear," BANG. Hahahahaha.

HeyMina 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:09

^ Lmfao! Good one. Made me crack up.

GooseHawk 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:11

I try, I try :D. lol. But couldn't you picture that? lol.

HeyMina 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:14

Completely:) Genius move, though. I can almost say he was asking for it.

GooseHawk 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:17

Hah, maybe that's the boss' way of saying "No, you aren't getting a promotion so quit already."

HeyMina 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:21

Aha xD My thoughts: "That's what you get for trying to kiss ass by taking a drive with the boss."

shepaintsmusic 6

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:09

hahahaaaa well exucse me princess!

HaiToThePeoples 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:12

+1! Zelda, ftw! :3

qyka 5

Monday 4 July 2011 14:06

haha 11 -1 jkjkjk

melig1991 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:12

WIN!

MurderxFace 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:16

well played sir. awesome boss

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:18

At least he didn't swerve so your head ended up in his lap. That would of been awkward. That would bring new meaning to "sucking up to the boss". Or has it always meant that?