Love, Awkward and Argument: Your silent face

Your silent face

By twelfinity - 17/07/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 23:53 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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Ch-ch-ch-changes!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00

Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Freaky situation

By Cody - 09/08/2021 00:01

Today, my boyfriend left our bed at 6 a.m. to go upstairs and go back to bed with his son and soon to be ex-wife. I then had to ride in the backseat of a car for 6 hours while they talked and laughed. Not once has he asked if I'm okay or what's wrong. I've barely spoke all day. FML

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Yarrachel 16

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.

yummayy_ 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:29

Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D

Comments

imac619 2

Monday 18 July 2011 3:43

Learn your place, men eat first. Greedy brawds.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Monday 18 July 2011 4:01

Childish indeed... both of you. You know that the last muffin is a big deal for him but "each time" you eat it. And then, in a 15 hours car ride you are unable to come up with "Look, honey, I am sorry about that. Let's stop over at the next coffee shop and I will buy you another one". What are you? 5? Grow up. Your job as spouses is to create harmony between the two of you, not to piss each other off. Instead you waste your time with silly games. This type of nonsense escalates (just look at the advices from other posters...withholding sex for something like this is definitely going to escalate), and in a short few years, you will wonder why you are raising a small child on your own. You can tell yourself it's all his fault, but that won't help you one bit. If you are going to spend the rest of your life with him, you have to learn to forgive his petty foibles and fix yours. Remember he also has qualities, or you wouldn't have married him in the first place.