Love, Awkward and Argument: Your silent face

Your silent face

By twelfinity - 17/07/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML

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Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 23:53 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00

Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Freaky situation

By Cody - 09/08/2021 00:01

Today, my boyfriend left our bed at 6 a.m. to go upstairs and go back to bed with his son and soon to be ex-wife. I then had to ride in the backseat of a car for 6 hours while they talked and laughed. Not once has he asked if I'm okay or what's wrong. I've barely spoke all day. FML

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Yarrachel 16

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.

yummayy_ 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:29

Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D

Comments

Yarrachel 16

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.

cessily 8

Monday 18 July 2011 0:38

op get him another muffin

BaconDave 12

Monday 18 July 2011 0:41

But instead of a choco-chip, get blueberry instead.

dolphincheddar 10

Monday 18 July 2011 0:43

what type of muffin would you like For breakfast jooohny?

mismonroe 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:55

18- FIYAH muffin!

smurfsarwales 9

Monday 18 July 2011 0:59

maybe he wants your MUFFin 0.o

rararauhuh 5

Monday 18 July 2011 1:03

I think that you should incorporate muffins in your foreplay next time you make love. I don't think he'll still be angry after that.

ImNotAHomosexual 3

Monday 18 July 2011 1:03

Seriously smurfs.... Even if that wasn't just awful I think it would be obvious that her husband would want her...

danishbagel 3

Monday 18 July 2011 4:43

-30 ...what?

22cute 17

Monday 18 July 2011 6:55

pull over, buy another muffin and eat it in front of him. That will get him talking.

jwbbabe 9

Monday 18 July 2011 15:39

or just turn the radio on. show 'em that you're the grown up that's not going to put up with bullshit.

wtfcammelcheese 0

Monday 18 July 2011 16:43

what if it was a pack of 4 and she ate 3??

Crunch_Captain 1

Monday 18 July 2011 17:28

it must be some kind of really social muffin to him if he was so mad about it.... .___.

goaliemkl123 8

Monday 18 July 2011 17:46

he's driving tho right????????

UnofficialTiS 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:18

Duh.. last hash muffin

simpleplan94 4

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:58

thats why everyone needs a muffin button

widgywoo 8

Monday 18 July 2011 0:27

how old is he? 7?

Mekeritrig 15

Monday 18 July 2011 0:34

Some men's age and maturity are wildly incongruent. Some men only grow up by the time they're 40.

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 18 July 2011 0:38

I hope to God 18 years old

docscientist 9

Monday 18 July 2011 3:39

It was the last chocolate chip muffin, I'd throw her out the car while crossing a bridge.

idontcare8l 3

Monday 18 July 2011 9:24

your son should of been like " smarten up boy! "

lucas18xx53 0

Monday 18 July 2011 14:25

just go buy him another muffin

yummayy_ 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:29

Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D

SugarCrazy 14

Monday 18 July 2011 0:40

I think that's a bit harsh...

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 18 July 2011 0:42

-3 That's borderline torture dude.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 18 July 2011 0:59

That's torture for herself also. Last I heard, most women like having sex, too!

pink_raindrops 26

Monday 18 July 2011 1:07

Why is that always one of the first answers when a guy is dumb? It's like you think you can really train them with pussy.

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 18 July 2011 1:08

-36 Oh but you can!

twizlet 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:57

31. tru

none_for_me 5

Monday 18 July 2011 5:57

Maybe rejection of sex is the real reason for the silent treatment. Nothing to do with a muffin.

Eggers 2

Monday 18 July 2011 6:11

72 that means he's silent because of no sex, and shes giving no sex because of the silence. Uhhh. Which is just a very unsexy paradox. my head just exploded.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 18 July 2011 11:33

Confuscious say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. He also say: Man no get pussy, turn into dick.

dani212 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:34

This sounds like it happens often.....? I think he needs to grow up

spacemanspiff78 7

Monday 18 July 2011 5:01

Shit, poke the kid and get it crying. That'll teach him not to use the silent treatment

iilovecokee 6

Monday 18 July 2011 11:33

Or maybe she's just really selfish and he's pissed that it happens so often.

blaherman 12

Monday 18 July 2011 17:49

he is probably older than you.

iloveWAR 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:35

How dare you it the last muffin! Where I am from your tongue would be cut out for that shit!

sirbrainiac 2

Monday 18 July 2011 0:40

^HOW DARE YOU 'IT' THE MUFFIN!

iloveWAR 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:53

eat* better?

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:34

Justforlolz 14

Monday 18 July 2011 7:37

6 - you live in one ****** up place.

owynsmom04 1

Monday 18 July 2011 0:35

Wow nothing like having two one year olds in the car... FYL for sure... Make sure to hold out on him next time he wants a piece with the silent treatment! Jeez!