Intimacy: Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside....

By Obee - 14/04/2009 14:05 - Canada

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:06

I don't think you were just wrestling...

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:04

Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...

Comments

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:04

Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 2:25

im surprised they didnt just arrest you for suspicion of a homosexual act :/.

Br8y16 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 8:31

gay

clairesucks 37

Friday 1 May 2015 11:44

What's wrong with homosexuality?

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:05

Sounds like a problem of yours, not theirs. ;D

kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:06

I don't think you were just wrestling...

kEnNy172 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 3:42

**** you *****

GAINEYJR 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:00

Win

Drode 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:10

lol I wonder what the police thought you'd been doing once they realized there was no girl there.

ttonks007 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:12

heh, this sounds like it should be an FOL: F Our Lives.

jam26 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:21

hmm...3 guys wrestling that sounded like a girl getting raped... I agree with #3

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:24

#6: You aren't funny. Bwahah, yeahh I agree with #'s 3 & 7. I'd love to know what you were doing. Seriously now. Pahah.

Majormaxo 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:26

I think it is time you reviewed your civil rights. The police had no right to search your house unless you were under arrest or something illegal was in plain view.