Love, Awkward and Argument: Your silent face

Your silent face

By twelfinity - 17/07/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 24/09/2023 16:00

Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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Heartfelt

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 23:53 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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Ch-ch-ch-changes!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00

Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Freaky situation

By Cody - 09/08/2021 00:01

Today, my boyfriend left our bed at 6 a.m. to go upstairs and go back to bed with his son and soon to be ex-wife. I then had to ride in the backseat of a car for 6 hours while they talked and laughed. Not once has he asked if I'm okay or what's wrong. I've barely spoke all day. FML

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Yarrachel 16

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.

yummayy_ 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:29

Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D

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happydevil666 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:21

make peace and give him head 8==D Road head will make him talk. Make sure the baby is sleeping.

Iamaninchworm 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:31

Hah. That's a funny thought. People doing stupid shit like "holding off on sex" are the reason marriages fall apart. Afterall if a woman isn't there for sex she's only good for cooking and cleaning. Just kidding, but seriously why do woman think men NEED sex. Not every man does. If my wife ever did that I'd be content to wait months for sexual favors. IMHO if you think men are just sex driven horny imbeciles your more than likely a gender bias'd terrorist. Just my opinion however (luckily we're all entitled one)

Matty1188 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:27

Sorry you've got two babies in the car now, OP.

RHCPrulz2236 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:20

This is why kids shouldn't get married.

jeepy_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:12

cheers you got yourself a big baby

evebright 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:39

So I am guessing you will stop to get gas, pee, change a diaper, or some such thing. Treat him to a new freshly made, twice as big cupcake. Then when you get home, seek counseling...or a divorce lawyer. what a baby!

evebright 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:41

I agree. when I am upset about something, I am sure my family would rather I give the silent treatment. In fact my teenager is the only one I give it too, and it always results in an apology. Otherwise we are BOTH yelling like banshees.