Love: You can't hurry love

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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The gays

By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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Mystery

By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

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FPsLife 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:47

My grandmother does the same thing... I'm tempted next time to ask her "You don't remember the wedding??"

zeeky 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:30

she just wants to live forever...

Comments

Masenko7 12

Sunday 20 September 2009 13:08

OUCH!

Study_phobia 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 13:16

Aw, that's not bad. My grandmother says the same thing, and it's only because she wants to live for a very long time. Oh wait.

Silverill 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 13:23

I thought it sounded kinda sweet.

NyronNosworthy 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 13:26

How the hell is this an FML, she's being nice by saying she hopes to see you happy with a boyfriend.

kennythedude 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:17

Exactly.

kukopia 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:40

The FML mods are douche wankers that approve the dumbest shit lately. This FML isn't a FML, doesn't merit a vote at all.

thecookielovrxx 8

Monday 31 December 2012 7:11

19, 40 & 59 you three are idiots

visage 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 13:36

Stop being such a picky wench and find someone.... there are a few million men around you, and you're going to let your grandmother die before you pick one!

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 13:57

You better not get any bf then. She might lose her will to live after she meets your bf.

candygrl122 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 14:34

Haha wow lol lmao

plexico 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 14:37

Put an ad on Craigslist or in the local paper's personals that says that you like to suck balls. You'll have a "boyfriend" in no time and you can take the lucky guy to meet Granny. She will ask how long you two have been going out, and you'll say, "We don't exactly go out. I just suck his balls." At that moment, she will know that her prayers were answered by her benevolent deity and she can drop dead then and there to go visit Him/Her/It/Them.