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FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML

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Hey guys, OP here, really glad that this was my first FML to be published :) I guess I should fill in the plot holes here, yes the house was dark, she came through my porch door and through the dining room, which the creaking in the floor (as my dining room floor is known to be obnoxiously creaky) is what alerted me to think of an intruder. I was in my room on the second floor and there is a wall blocking my vision of the dining room once I get down, so when I got down I peeked the corner and just went at it at the human-ish form. Ended up fracturing one of her ribs, would have been worse if my boyfriend was home and he was the one doing the hitting. Family thinks I'm responsible because "I should have recognized it was my sister" but sorry if I hear someone breaking into my house I'm not going to sit down and have a nice chat and tea before deciding to do something. My family was in on it, and they're still trying to get me to pay, but I'm not budging on the fact that I was just trying to defend myself. Hope I explained it pretty well, thanks to everyone who helped get this published :)
By BlueBaronBitch / Friday 24 June 2016 14:59 / United States - Dayton
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By  bella_nana347  |  23

Shit. If she broke into your house (or you thought she did), and you thought she was an intruder than you have the right to protect yourself. Maybe she should've thought it through on her part

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By  bella_nana347  |  23

Shit. If she broke into your house (or you thought she did), and you thought she was an intruder than you have the right to protect yourself. Maybe she should've thought it through on her part

By  Atowns40  |  18

Shit she would have died braking into my place. Would have taken a 9mm to the chest instead of a bat. My family knows better than to break into someones house regardless of who it is lol

By  HeyPeople13  |  16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  Blu1n1Orange  |  5

Is your family expecting you to just laugh at every intruder that's coming into your house, expecting it to be a prank Everytime? Definitely shouldn't be your responsibility for the medical bills

By  Elgrin  |  15

Most of us can only dream about taking a baseball bat to our immediate family. Thanks for this OP. You give the rest of us hope that dreams really do come true!

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