Sex, Awkward, Party and Intimacy: Work harder

Work harder

By zep - 07/06/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 355

You deserved it 79 647

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 107

You deserved it 72 706

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 401

You deserved it 151

Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 124

You deserved it 46 968

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 546

You deserved it 80 652

Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 396

You deserved it 3 247

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 957

You deserved it 8 928

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 083

You deserved it 40 654

Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 461

You deserved it 127 814

Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 204

You deserved it 30 468

By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 063

You deserved it 63 994

funsize003 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

how could you possibly have missed that little fact haha? didn't you check the rooms? this is hilarious though.

jj732 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:15

hahaha why wouldn't you check every room you dumbass.

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vag_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:04

you didn't check theIr room?? people are just so ******* dumb, seriously. YDI, DOUCHE.

PollySighDevil 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:28

I totally agree with #3.... unless you were ridiculously hung over, how could you confidently say that you didn't miss a cup or a can when you missed 2 persons??

Jaguaress 2

Monday 8 June 2009 5:24

I agree with post #72. Not to mention how stupid it is to be drinking while underage. I hope your parents give you an appropriate punishment.

rustyrox 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:26

You deserve it, I would have called their parents. HA!

ZH13 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:00

i find it hard 2 believe dat u cleaned da house so thoroughly yet u missed da 2 naked ppl in 1 of da rooms. 79 who said they were underage? maybe they were home from college for da weekend and invited some ppl 2 a party. what's stupid is throwin a party while ur parents are out and lettin your friends f*** on their bed w/out plannin 2 wash da sheets.

austin117 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:03

thats kind of an F their L ehh

peep321 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:29

dude chill....it must have really sucked for them....coz your parents walked in on them naked.....even if your own parents walk in on you its awkward much less some your friends parents...lol