Marriage, Proposal and Love: Will you…

Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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You deserved it 8 793

By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 300 136

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 18 291

Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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You deserved it 311

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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plasticsmile42 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 18:55

what a bitch. I'm sorry op. wish the best for you and your girlfriend/fiance!

NiCeGuY115 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 18:56

Wow your mother sounds horrible to do that...just propose behind her back and see how that makes her feel! It's your love life not hers. Good luck with your proposal! :)

Comments

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 13 August 2012 2:04

Your mom sounds horrible.

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 13 August 2012 2:10

Don't let her stop the engagement. This is your decision not gets. You're getting married, not her. If it happens again, tell her to STFU and let you propose to the girl you love.

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 13 August 2012 4:33

*hers not gets

FireFlie07 20

Monday 13 August 2012 2:50

If you knew your Mother was disapproving.... why did you try proposing in front of her????

klx125cross 9

Monday 13 August 2012 3:15

Sounds like my mom! Man **** that! Don't do it around her!

hellproof023 6

Monday 13 August 2012 3:25

I wouldn't have done it in front of a person that obviously disapproved of your engagement. Sounds like you tried to spite your mother ... YDI

thewife5 19

Tuesday 14 August 2012 21:19

He obviously didn't know his mom disapproved in advance.. Re-read the FML for key words.

sacredeye73 11

Monday 13 August 2012 4:02

Why would you share such a joyous moment in front of your disapproving mother? You must be a self-defeatist.

Metallica36176 16

Monday 13 August 2012 4:23

What a bitch-a-roonie-doonie.

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 13 August 2012 4:24

That really sucks! but hey it must be a sign

worldclassrager 39

Monday 13 August 2012 4:38

there is bound to be a great time...maybe just that night...or just do it anyway...mom is just being protective as always...and she'll have to get over it...