Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...

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biglittlehead 12

go find the batteries?

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biglittlehead 12

Go get some batteries for your over used vibrator ;)

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sexxme 9

The first time doesn't always turn out the way you expect it, unfortunately. Give it another try, practice makes perfect(:

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95powerstroke 0

He should be bashing that

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HomeAl0ne 20

He just needs more match fitness. Schedule more games.

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KH800 4

Crap, this got posted fast! :O This is mine, and I'd just like to say three things: A) He's a tall skinny guy, in shape B) It was his choice to wait, not mine C) I would have been on top but when he stopped, he didn't just stop, he got up and got a drink. LOL

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deemoneyy 3

Do you realize how difficult it must have been to pump his hips after not doing it for three years? Why don't you get a pillow and get on top of it like he was with you and pump for two minutes....

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phalcomb 5

Sounds like you seriously need to get a new boyfriend. Or just an extra one for when you want actual sex.

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adiran_fml 1

that what happens when you let your bf out of sex for 3 years..

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